it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
