The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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