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Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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