I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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