Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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