i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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