im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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