how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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