my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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