i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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