"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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