very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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