u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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