Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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