It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Use "feeling words"
Yay
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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