im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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