capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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