we have pet lesbian snakes
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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