I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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