I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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