i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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