Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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