How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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