dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We need to get me chipped asap
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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