and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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