My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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