I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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