I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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