ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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