just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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