I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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