I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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