I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i think i have herpe
just one?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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