I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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