i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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