We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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