Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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