talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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