Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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