Christians are straight up FREAKS
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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