We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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