Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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