In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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