I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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