i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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