drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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