I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
