I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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