What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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