You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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