ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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