...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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